See our Crack

I went shopping in the sales yesterday with new friend Molly and wore one of my Christmas presents, a skimpy lace thong. While we tried on some sexy clothes she noticed my latest lingerie gift. Later when we stopped for a drink (too keep our spirits up you know) we talked about knickers and what bits of flesh turn you hot bloodied guys on.

my  skimpy lace thong

Apart from the obvious boobs and arse I remembered from my history lessons that the nape of a Geisha’s neck was once an object of desire among Japanese men. Bound feet were fetishized in China well into the 20th century. And “neathage” (slang for the part of the boob that peeks out from the bottom of a shirt) has kept 13 year old boys preoccupied since the crop top was introduced into mainstream fashion sometime during the 80’s.

So its no surprise that butt cleavage is finally getting it’s day. Quite justifiably in our eyes as all the girls at Agency love their bums. There are loads of fashionable clothes that show off our butt crack such as low cut jeans and bum hugging skirts. Of course it shows off our lingerie too and that’s another hot topic but I won’t go into that now (though I’m sure you’d love me too).
Don’t try and deny it, we know you naughty guys like too catch a glimpse of soft flesh as we walk or bend seductively in front of you.
Nice… but if you want the real thing you’ve just got to get your hands on our cheeky girls. They all love to show themselves off and are happy to stage an exclusive butt show just for you. They really are as good as they’re cracked up to be.