20 Fascinating facts about me.

Just…some random facts (or not) about me?

  1. Apart from my working life, I can count the number of one night stands I have had on less then 10 fingers (just).
  2. I have no sex toys, I really really dislike them. I hate the feel, the texture, eurgh. give me a cock any day.
  3. When I was 17 I applied for a job online to ‘give massages’ and was shocked when I turned up at the house to find out it wasn’t exactly what I expected. I run away, terrified.
  4. I once worked in a brothel just off of Leicester Square that had been there since 1943.
  5. One of the first clients I ever had was a burly builder covered in tattoos. I turned round to see he had stripped out of his work gear to reveal stockings and suspenders. I’ve never looked at a builder the same since.
  6. I once turned up to a job to discover it was a guy who used to be one of the temps I hired at a recruitment agency I worked for.
  7. Another time a guy turned up and it was someone I went to school with.
  8. In my time I have been told I look like Martine McCutcheon, Jodie Foster and Kylie Minogue. Just the fatter versions.
  9. So far, I have never been caught in a house by a punters partner. It WILL happen one day I’m sure.
  10. I hate celery.
  11. I prefer anal sex to vaginal sex.
  12. The largest number of men I have had sex with is ….. Well, lets just say its more then 5 and less then 30.
  13. I love boobs.
  14. I have been celibate 3 times in my life; for a year in my twenties, and twice in my 30’s for a year.
  15. The second time I ever had sex my boyfriend told me to leave my shoes on. I was with him for 2 years and I wore them every time. I thought this was how normal people had sex until the next guy I met looked at me bemused when I got undressed and put my shoes back on.
  16. When I hit my 30’s my sex drive went THREW THE ROOF and I turned into a mental sex pest. It actually got so bad I used to cry because I was so frustrated all the time.
  17. My favorite sexual activity is MMF threesomes.
  18. The oldest client I have had sex with was 70.
  19. I refuse to have paid sex with virgins. I don’t want me to be their first experience of sex otherwise their expectations for everyone else will be too damn high.
  20. The largest cock I have ever seen was around 11 inches and as thick as a cucumber. After trying to accommodate him for about 15 minutes I had to admit defeat. I nearly cried.

I feel we have bonded now after that. Group hug everyone?