How to Book Like a Gentleman and Start the Date the Right Way
Yes, I know the internet is already full of advice on how to prepare for an escort booking or erotic massage, but I still felt like writing my own little guide. After a few too many encounters with rude people and bad manners, I thought it might be wise to explain how to approach me properly and how to help things start on the right foot.
If you are thinking of booking with me, please take a moment to read this first. It will save time, avoid awkwardness, and give us both a much better chance of having a smooth, relaxed, and very enjoyable date.
A little etiquette is sexy. Chaos is not.
Before you call or email, please read my website properly. My introduction, reviews, blog, schedule, location details, and rates are there to help you. If you spend a few minutes reading first, you will already know the kind of lady I am, how I like to be approached, and whether we are a good match. That is always a much better start than asking me things that are already sitting on the page waiting for you.
When you do get in touch, please be genuine. If you are only curious, bored, drunk, or in the mood to type something filthy for fun, I am not the right person for that. Keep your message polite, friendly, and to the point. You do not need to impress me with stories about your bedroom talents or your heroic proportions. Confidence is lovely, but a clear booking message is much more useful than a speech worthy of a medieval trumpet fanfare.
Please also check my rates before contacting me. Make sure you understand what you are booking and whether it suits your budget. Do not haggle. It is not charming, and it never works. If my rates are beyond what you had in mind, simply thank me for my time and move on like the elegant grown-up I hope you are. Good manners cost nothing, which is convenient for everyone.
Please keep phone calls and emails discreet. I do not provide entertainment on the phone, and I may not always have the freedom to chat at length. I prefer communication that is simple, graceful, and sensible. Think smooth operator, not late-night nuisance.
Once the date is arranged, please arrive clean and well groomed. Hygiene matters. Fresh breath, clean skin, tidy nails, and clean underwear will do wonders for your chances of a warm welcome. If you need a shave, have one. Very few women consider sandpaper stubble or mystery fluff to be part of the foreplay. I do have good shower facilities, but turning up as if you have just wrestled a hedge is still ambitious.
Please have the donation ready and correct, unless we agreed otherwise. The easiest way is in an unsealed envelope. That keeps things discreet and avoids turning our first few moments into a maths lesson.
As for alcohol, one drink to relax is perfectly fine. Turning up marinated is not. Too much alcohol rarely improves anything, and beer breath is not the seductive detail some men seem to imagine.
Punctuality matters too. I have a busy life, and if you are very late, I may no longer be available. Please plan your journey properly. If you are struggling to find the place, call me and I will gladly help. That is always better than wandering around in circles while both of us lose patience.
When we finally meet, hand me the envelope naturally and let the date begin without fuss. No counting notes into my hand like I am working behind the till at Wholefood.
If you can manage all of the above, then you are already off to a very promising start. And trust me, when things begin well, they usually end even better.