I Will Make You Laugh

Today’s post is not about seduction, secrets, or late night escapades around Sydney. It is about something far simpler and just as powerful. Laughter. And sometimes, laughter is exactly what we need.

So take a moment, relax, and enjoy a story that never fails to amuse.

A Little Laughter from Your Sydney Courtesan

A couple was enjoying dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand, and said,

“Beth, soon we will have been married for 30 years, and there is something I need to know. In all those years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”

Beth paused for a moment, then replied honestly.

“Well Charles, I have to tell you the truth. Yes, I have been unfaithful three times during our marriage. But each time, it was for a good reason.”

Charles was hurt, but tried to stay calm.

“I never suspected a thing,” he said. “What do you mean by good reasons?”

Beth smiled gently.

“The first time was shortly after we got married. We were about to lose our little house because we could not pay the mortgage. Do you remember the evening I went to see the banker? The next day, he extended the loan.”

Charles nodded.

“I remember. You saved our home. I can forgive that. But what about the second time?”

Beth continued,

“Do you remember when you were very ill and needed heart surgery, but we could not afford it? I went to see your doctor one night. If you recall, the surgery was done free of charge.”

Charles let out a slow breath.

“Yes, I remember. You saved my life. Of course I can forgive that. Now tell me about the third time.”

Beth took a sip of her wine and said,

“All right. Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club and needed 73 more votes?”

Sometimes, Laughter Is Everything

And there you have it.

If nothing else, your Sydney courtesan will always make you laugh. And sometimes, laughter is the most intimate pleasure of all.